Movie Quote Game

[Suteki Da Ne]

Okay, basically this game works with someone posting a movie quote and the next person who posts has to guess what it is from. If they are right, they post the next movie quote.

So for example, I'd post:

"I'm a mog: half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend!"

And someone would post the answer... Spaceballs and post a new movie quote.

If you prefer you can use a few sentences of a conversation instead.

Remember, try not to cheat!

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Person 1: "You're a psychopath!"
Person 2: "No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right!"

[underpants gnome]

I love this game!!

I think it's Grosse Point Blank!


"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."

[Vaudevillian]

Mallrats



"You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves, they wanna tell you that you can't do it. You want something? Go get it. Period. "

[Alma Oscura]

Erm.. The Pursuit of Happiness??

Don't look at me with that tone of voice.

It's a film with Sean Connery &Angelina Jolie (It's hard I guess that is why I am helping! :D )

[Vienna]

Playing by Heart

"Does God want Woodness or the choice of goodness?"

[Lamplight]

A Clockwork Orange...I think.


"You say you're willing to die for love but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love! "

[Remember the Stars]

Troy

"16 blue ponies, 21 airplanes, and 12 spinning midgets."

[Vaudevillian]

Scoop


" In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. "

[Remember the Stars]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it's a pretty good one. It's not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again."

[Vaudevillian]

Saved!


"The King of Qin has summoned me to court, for what I have accomplished has astonished the kingdom. "

[Remember the Stars]

Hero

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free. "

[Penny Lane]

The Fast and the Furious (!)

Person 1: I'll never let anyone put me in a cage!
Person 2: I don't want to put you in a cage, I wanna love you.
Person 1: Same thing!

[Suteki Da Ne]

Breakfast at Tiffany's


"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

[Lamplight]

Blade Runner

"They said I'd lost what it meant to be human, maybe never had it in the first place, but wasn't this about protecting the ones I loved?"

[Remember the Stars]

Ned Kelly

"Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls. "

[Penny Lane]

Donnie Darko

"People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, 'Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society.' Now that's deep. "

[Remember the Stars]

Heathers

"Okay, let me guess. Does he always use pet names like "Baby" and "Sweetheart?" Yeah, it's not out of affection, it's so he won't mix up your names. And he's all about an unspoken bond or something special, but never about a relationship. And the whole arrangement was your idea, so you feel guilty that he cheated."

[Penny Lane]

John Tucker Must Die

"Thank you for every kindness. Thank you for our children. For the first time I saw them. Thank you for being someone I was always proud to be with. For your guts, for your sweetness. For how you always looked, for how I always wanted to touch you. God, you were my life. I apologize for everytime I ever failed you. Especially this one... "

[Remember the Stars]

What Dreams May Come

"My problem is that it's 2 A.M. My problem is I'm asleep. I'm on a tour bus with eight stinkin' men. Rule number one: Don't propose to a girl on a bus, you got that? Rule number two: Don't tell her it's because you had a bad dream."

[Suteki Da Ne]

Walk the Line


Person 1: "You shot me, and you murdered my friends... and you dumped us in the lake."
Person 2: "Pretty much."

[Vaudevillian]

Smokin' Aces



Person 1 (Girl): Well, if we're meant to meet again, we'll meet again. it's just not the right time now.
Person 2 (Guy): Maybe we're supposed to meet on British time and we're five hours too early.

[Remember the Stars]

Serendipity

"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. "

[Angelic]

Say Anything! *loves that movie and can't believe she finally got a quote* See I knew lots of these quotes in this thread, but all except like three escaped me. I felt like I was failing my film nerdness. u.u *walks away triumphantly*

"You're too twisted for color TV."

[Suteki Da Ne]

Steel Magnolias

Person 1: "I love you."
Person 2: "I know."

[Serotonin]

Star Wars...The Empire Strikes Back I think...

"A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?"

[Suteki Da Ne]

Yup, and hehe, Zoolander

"Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling."

[Remember the Stars]

The Big Lebowski <3

"Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. Judge Hobbie over in Cookville was hit by a train. What was I gonna tell them, that you got sent to the penal farm and I divorced you from shame? "

[Angelic]

O Brother Where Art Thou?

"Thank you for your honesty, now fuck off and die."

[Penny Lane]

Closer! *which i finally just saw like a month and a half ago because I am behind, and such*

"I'm not a nymphomaniac, I'm a pathological liar."

[Angelic]

The Breakfast Club! Hee.

"Kiss my converse."

[Penny Lane]

The Last Dragon! (hah, I KNEW that sounded familiar)

"I'm Kurt, and I'm incorrigable."

[Captain Almighty]

The Sound of Music!!! Got to love that movie:D

"To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be in a conspiracy against yourself."

[Vaudevillian]

Conspiracy Theory

P1: It must be some life, seeing all those different places.
P2: You should know... you've been writing from them for years.

[Sky]

OMG!!!<3

It's "Dear Frankie" with Gerry!I remember it clearly.

"The heart dies a slow death, shedding each hope like leaves. Until one day there are none."

[Vaudevillian]

Memoirs of a Geisha


P1: [Waking up after his arm was amputated] Marion? Marion?
P2: Don't worry, your in a hospital.
P1: Marion?
P2: Who's that? She'll be sent for, she'll come.
P1: No... she won't.
P2: She'll come.
P1: [Crying] No... she won't come.

[Sky]

Requiem for a Dream!One of my favourite movies.This scene was so heartbreaking.(Love your quotes Kirsten!)

"Love... shall we deny it when it visits us... shall we not take what we are given. "

[Dizzy]

"Don't leave her. You will die. Your heart will die a slow death. It is the worst death you can ever experience" - Oscar Wilde.

[Suteki Da Ne]

The New World, good... but looong movie. (Susanna, the object of the game is to post and guess movie quotes. Nice Oscar Wilde quote though :).)

Person 1: "Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks..."
Person 1: "Fuck!!!"
Person 2: "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

[Remember the Stars]

The Boondock Saints! <3 Seriously, I love that movie. They need to make the sequel like they were supposed to already.

"If your family's circle joins in my family's circle, they'll form a chain. I can't have a chink in my chain. "

[Captain Almighty]

Meet the Fockers


"And call off Christmas!"

[Vaudevillian]

I believe it to be Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves

P1: "Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing."

[Remember the Stars]

American Beauty

"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics."

[Suteki Da Ne]

Clerks, yay

Person 1: "Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over."
Person 2: "No problem. Don't quit your gay job."

[Captain Almighty]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

"The only reason I won't sign these papers is because you've turned into some hoity-toity yankee bitch and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off."

[Penny Lane]

Sweet Home Alabama?

"What do they think I am? Dumb or something? Why, I make more money than - than - than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!"

[Dizzy]

"And this is how liberty dies - with an applause" - Padmé from Star Wars: Episode III.

[Jasper Hale]

Actually it was So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause. But never mind.

Anyway it's from Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.

Person 1: You see this ear, Mahoney? It's a finely tuned crap detector.
Person 2: Oh, and what a lovely ear it is. If I blow in it, will you follow me anywhere?

[Vaudevillian]

Police Academy 3

P1: This is crazy...
P2: People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it.

[Remember the Stars]

Fight Club <3

"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.' "

[Captain Almighty]

American History X

Person 1: Go fuck yourself
Person 2: I'm tired from fucking your wife
Person 1: How's your mother?
Person 2: Good. She's tired from fucking my father.

[Suteki Da Ne]

The Departed, I looooooove that movie :D.

This is a long one, but I couldn't resist...

Person 1: "I've... never killed a man."
Person 2: "I beg your pardon?"
Person 1: "I said I never killed a man."
Person 2: "I didn't ask if you had."
Person 1: "You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification. "
Person 2: "And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation."
Person 1: "I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification."
Person 2: "No one's ever said that before."
Person 1: "Have you ever asked?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "You should."

[Penny Lane]

Ooh. The Way of the Gun <333. I laugh, every time.

"Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself."

[Remember the Stars]

Good Will Hunting. Amazing movie.

Person 1: "You're fuckin' sick. Don't do this. "
Person 2: "Eeney... Meeney... Meiny... Moe... Catch a... Tiger... By its... Toe ..."

[Vaudevillian]

Elephant (2003)

P1: Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

[Suteki Da Ne]

Pirates of the Caribbean

Person 1: "Hmm. You stole my thought."
Person 2: "Sorry."
Person 1: "It's okay. You keep it. "

[Remember the Stars]

28 Days Later

Person 1: "I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you. I know you were right. Believing for so long."
Person 2: "Dope song. What's it called?"
Person 1: "Gwen Used Me For Her Story, Then Married an Ass Wipe... and Ran Over My Heart With a Big Metaphorical Truck. Originally performed by Air Supply."

[Penny Lane]

Van Wilder! awh, *pats van*

"All I've been doing is reading this diary and wondering how the hell I'm still alive."

[Remember the Stars]

The Basketball Diaries. Another good movie.

"Trust me, it's paradise. This is where the hungry come to feed. For mine is a generation that circles the globe and searches for something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite and never outstay the welcome. Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what? It's probably worth it."

[Captain Almighty]

The Beach

Person 1: "Anything in your pockets?"
Person 2: "I ain't start working yet."

[Penny Lane]

Ooh, Gangs of New York <33.

"Once I saw you were a woman with profound static cling, I wanted to be that force around you."

[Sinful Tragedy]

oh oh oh! Because I Said So! <33 lol

Person 1: Hey, you piss where I eat, you don't eat.
Person 2: Oh, but you do? Does this mean you're eating my piss? Cause that's disgusting.

[Remember the Stars]

Heh, Stick It.

"I don't know much about God or Jesus, but I can promise you His arms are meant for you."

[Sinful Tragedy]

The Ultimate Gift

"You have made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore."

[Lullabies]

Crybaby!

"Would you guys please hurry up, I'm breaking like 30 major laws here."

[Remember the Stars]

Sixteen Candles

"I've been using since I was 12! You're also unbelievably stupid, you know that? You didn't give a shit about anything I did up until now!"

[Sinful Tragedy]

Life as a House

"You've assembled a crack team, chief."

[Penny Lane]

THE PERFECT SCOOOORE.

"Your body is dying, pay no attention."

[Sinful Tragedy]

Interview with a Vampire

"Did I ever tell you about the time I shoplifted a frozen turkey out of a Piggly Wiggly wearing only a tube top and daisy dukes?"

[Remember the Stars]

Interview with a Vampire

"I beat your father's head in with a crowbar, the one that's in the car. And your fucking bitch of a mother threw coffee on me, so I bashed her head in too. That's it."

[Sinful Tragedy]

Vampire Clan

"Does he have your number, 1-800-BIOTCH?"

[Penny Lane]

Oh oh oh. She's The Man

"You know there's one major hole in your story, there is no fucking way on this planet, nor any other I would ever be in some fucking sorority."

[Remember the Stars]

The Butterfly Effect

Person 1: "To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell."
Person 2: "I've had sex."
Person 1: "With a human being?"
Person 2: "Who's making up all these rules?"

[Captain Almighty]

Grind...

"Anyway, I'm here with Katharine Hepburn's mom. Tell me: Why did you throw the blue Heart of the Ocean jewel over the railing of the Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown while you were safe, floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ASS off?!"

[Penny Lane]

Bruce Almighty!

P1: "Withough suffering, there would be no compassion."
P2: "Yeah, well tell that to those who suffer"

[Remember the Stars]

A Walk to Remember

"You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest."

[Captain Almighty]

Little Miss Sunshine...I think

"there is no worse death, than the end of hope. "

[Suteki Da Ne]

King Arthur

"My name is Goodkat. You can call me Mr. Goodkat."

[Remember the Stars]

Lucky Number Slevin

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[Serotonin]

I do believe it is American Psycho <33

'That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.'

[Angelic]

Emperor's New Groove! I love you, Holly-kins. ^.^

"Whatever with your however."

[Remember the Stars]

Death Proof, I think?

Person 1: "You're too sweet for rock and roll."
Person 2: "Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY!"

[Suteki Da Ne]

Almost Famous


P1: "You got a dollar?"
P2: "Get away from me, you bum."
P3: "-----, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich."
P1: "I said a dollar, bitch!"

[Remember the Stars]

Scary Movie

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."

[Captain Almighty]

Knocked Up!! Amazing movie! :D

"I painted a picture for you. I call it "Celebration", it's both sexual and violent, I thought you might like it."

[Vaudevillian]

P1: "We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?"

[Remember the Stars]

American History X. Amazing movie.

"I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay? I should've hired a 300-lb guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk. "

[Vaudevillian]

The 40 year old virgin



"I just can't believe we're going to walk into certain death. "

[Remember the Stars]

The Usual Suspects

"Really? I'll tell you one thing though. You did not have me the moment that we met because I'm not even sure I like the fact that your staff talked about you behind your back at the dessert table. And excuse me but truth be told I didn't like anything that you ordered for me on our first date except the calamari. And ok fine, yes, it was nice to not have to think for a change. But who wants someone that doesn't think? Look! And sometimes you laugh when I cry, and you say "ha" when I make perfect sense. And never ever in my life have I burnt a chocolate suffle until now, and that in and of itself... oh my god. Should have told me I don't feel like myself around you. And I would have decided that. A long time ago if it weren't for my mother. Because who wants someone who laughs like a hyena in a polka dot dress that my mother made me buy."

[Best Deceptions]

Because I Said So

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."

[Love Me?]

Knocked Up

"You're Michael. You're in a restaurant and you order your favourite dessert. Creme Brulee. It's delicious. Sickeningly sweet and irrisistible. Then suddenly he realises. He doesn't want creme brulee. He wants something else."
"What does he want?"
"Jello."
"Jello?"
"Jello. I realise that next to creme brulee, it's just jello, but that's what he wants."
"I can be jello."
"Creme brulee can never be jello. You can never be jello."
"I HAVE to be jello!"

[Best Deceptions]

My Best Friend's Wedding

"There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em."

[Angelic]

Dodgeball! Hehehe, love that movie.

"This is a really romantic moment and you're ruining it for me."

[Remember the Stars]

Pretty In Pink

"I don't know why you're both so worried... So, I bop him for a couple of years, get his job when he gets his hands caught in the vault, do a black mink ad, retire in utter disgrace, then write a best seller and be a fabulous host on my own talk show..."

[Ignored Tears]

St. Elmo's Fire

"There's nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer."

[Remember the Stars]

Pearl Harbor

"Look Shaun, I'm sorry you didn't get into Stanford. But if you think that going here is the only way that you can be the person you want to be, well then I just feel sorry for you."

[Best Deceptions]

Orange County

"Do you remember in kindergarten,how you'd meet a kid, and know nothing about them, then 10 seconds later you'd be playing like you were best friends, because you didn't have to be anyone but yourself?"

[Remember the Stars]

High School Musical

"The truth is, I don't really learn that much about your faith by asking questions like that... because those aren't really questions about faith, those are questions about religion. And it's very important to understand the difference between religion and faith. Because faith is not about having the right answers. Faith is a feeling. Faith is a hunch, really. It's a hunch that there is something bigger connecting it all... connecting us all together. And that feeling, that hunch, is God. And coming here tonight, on your Sunday evening... to connect with that feeling, that is an act of faith. And so all I have to do is look around the room at this packed church... to know that we're doing pretty well as a community. Even if all of you failed my pop quiz miserably. "

[Blondie]

Keeping the Faith!!! I love this movie to the point of obsession. :D

"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

[Vaudevillian]

The Goonies

P1: [in despair] What am I supposed to do now?
P2: [emerging from the shadows] Die.

[Sky]

Is it the Prestige? I might be very wrong here but i remember Christian Bale emerging from the shadows in the end.

P1: Tell him I'm having a nervous breakdown.
P2: That don't carry much weight with Darryl. He already thinks you're out of your mind.

[Dizzy]

"Mother? where do you live? In the sky? The clouds? The sea? Show me your face. Give me a sign. We rise... we rise. Afraid of myself. A god, he seems to me. What else is life but being near you? Do they suspect? Oh, to be given to you. You to me. I will be faithful to you. True. Two no more. One. One. I am... I am. "

[Love Me?]

Uhh you're not supposed to say where the quotes are from..it's a game where the others try to guess and then post their own quotes.


"But don't forget, at the end of the day, I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him...to love her."

[Dizzy]

Uhh you're not supposed to say where the quotes are from..it's a game where the others try to guess and then post their own quotes.


"But don't forget, at the end of the day, I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him...to love her."

Oh! LOL! ok, my bad! I edited the post! :D

[Penny Lane]

Awww. Notting Hill! *loffs*

P1: Don't you think that idea is a little half-baked?
P2: Oh no, Dad, it's completely baked.

[Remember the Stars]

The Graduate. <3

Person 1: [nods] "Yeah, I mean the world is moving so fast now, we are all chasing something so fast that we start freaking out long before our parents did. Feel my heart."
[Person 2 puts hand over her heart]
Person 1: "Feel how fast it is?"

P2: "...that's a fast heart."

P1: "‘Cause we don't ever stop to breathe anymore..."
[P2 takes his hand off her chest]
P1: "You gotta remember to breathe or you'll die."

[Blondie]

"The Last Kiss"

Oh, that was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. (Pause)I mean, ehh, ehh, second most beautiful...[Pause] Third.. [Pause]A dog!

[Remember the Stars]

My Stepmother Is an Alien. I haven't seen that in forever.

Person 1: He saved my life, you know. Thirty years ago. I was knifed at a bazaar in Calcutta, and he carried me to the hospital on his back.

Person 2: Who stabbed you?

Person 1: He did. There was a price on my head, and he was a hired assassin. Stuck me in the gut with a shiv.

[Penny Lane]

The Royal Tenenbaums <3.


"Hate to tell you this buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something. "

[Vaudevillian]

no, it wasn't the prestige it was a japanese cult film called 'Battle Royale'. One of my favourite films.

^ The Outsiders

P1 - "The man who sold it to me said it came from a time when man worshipped sun and stars. I'll always think of you as the sun, Alexander and I pray your dream will shine on all men. I wish you a son".

[Remember the Stars]

Alexander

"Some are born great, Some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them."

[Suteki Da Ne]

I'm going to go with Twelfth Night and not She's the Man since that is where the original quote is from.


"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard."

[Remember the Stars]

I was actually quoting it from Twelfth Night, so that's fine, lol.

From Dusk Till Dawn

"I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"

[Vaudevillian]

10 Things I hate about you


P1 "All agents have shoot-on-sight authorization"

[Remember the Stars]

The Bourne Ultimatum

"Look, I'm sorry. It's just... ya'll are talking about dancing like it's rocket science or something."

[Suteki Da Ne]

Hehe, that worked out well then :D.


Step Up

P1: "You married?"
P2: "Occasionally."

[Remember the Stars]

Jurassic Park

P1: "There will come a time, boy, when you’ll wish you never met me."
P2: "I’m already there."

[Sinful Tragedy]

Speed <3

P1: You can't really hum to Cheap Trick
P2: No, once you've started you're kind of obligated to... to belt it out

[Suteki Da Ne]

John Tucker Must Die


"Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, ----"

[Oblivion]

Better Off Dead

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

[Sex & Muffins]

FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF. Equals love.

P1: "I must say the sex is still quite surprising. Do you know just the other day I was just dozing off, and I felt this huge..."
P2: "Bye, mum."

[The Ingenue]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I love that quote!

P1: Is there a Mrs. Joshua?
P2: Yes, but we're divorced.



EDIT: Aww, you beat me to it! I don't know what that quote is from...sorry! :(

[Suteki Da Ne]

Alrighty, since there were two for me to respond to... luuucky me... the first is Bridget Jones' Diary and the second is from Charade. Yay good movies.



"It's not that bad..."
"Well I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely."

[Remember the Stars]

The Princess Bride <3

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"

[Suteki Da Ne]

High Fidelity


p1: "Something strange happened to me this morning... "
p2: "Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
p1: "No..."
p2: "Why am I the only person who has that dream?"

[Lamplight]

Real Genius!!

"I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity."

[Remember the Stars]

A Knight's Tale <3

P1: [he is climbing a wall to get in to P2's room and a dog is barking at him] I'll jump! Do you want to have that on your conscience?
[dog quietens]
P1: Thank you.

[The Ingenue]

Wimbledon.

P1: See? He's fine!
P2: But where's his brother?

[Remember the Stars]

The Prestige

"When you're down and low, lower than the floor, And you feel like you ain't got a chance. Bom, bom, bom, Don't make a move till you're in the groove And do the Peter Panda Dance."

[The Ingenue]

The Pacifier. I loved that part. :)

"All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and ..... Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate!"

[Suteki Da Ne]

West Side Story




p1: "Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?"
p2: "You wouldn't let me!"
p3: "Well I saw it and it scared the shit out of me. It scared the shit out of every man in America."

[Puddding]

Sleepless In Seattle <3333

P1: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
P2: Don't eat fish.
P1: Why not?
P2: Fish piss in the sea.
P1: So do children.
P2: Don't eat children either.

[Remember the Stars]

Closer

"I'd hate to wake up one morning and find out she was killed in a rock slide!"

[Puddding]

Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer

"A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really...”Do the stars gaze back?" Now *that's* a question. "

[Remember the Stars]

Stardust

"Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated; "Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but STUPID lasts forever."

[The Ingenue]

Emperor's Club

"I'd kill to dance like that. It's like sex on hardwood."

[Vaudevillian]

Take the Lead

Here we are at some random-ass ranch and this is the Brand. And it's gonna suck!

[Puddding]

Jackass Number 2 <333 Bam Margera :P

"You know what, I remember Matt listening to your crap, and look where that got him. The guy is a complete stain. "

[Disco Stick]

Grind because that movie is awesomeness. It had Adam Brody in it and a guy who acted like a faux Matthew Mcconaughey from Dazed and Confused.

"If I see you talking to Harlan, yelling at Harlan, having anything AT ALL to do with Harlan, I will find all of your boyfriends and I will fuck them stupid. Okay? Get it? Thanks guys."

[Puddding]

Georgia Rules! I love that scene...it kills me to love L. Lohan, but in that movie I truly did, plus how can you go wrong with Garrett Hedlund?

P1: Hey P2, word of advice...
P2: Why not?
P1: Never take advice from someone who lives above a garage.

[Suteki Da Ne]

The Perfect Score


“I’m not in the business of saving lives, in fact, just the opposite.”

[Vaudevillian]

I think it's Stranger Than Fiction


"That is why I am valuable here Ivy and that is why you are not. I am sorry, I love you, I never wanted it to be like this, you know that. "

[Suteki Da Ne]

Smokin' Aces


P1: "You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure, ---?"
P2: "I don't know... play chess... screw... "
P1: "Let's play chess."

[Lamplight]

Blazzing Saddles

" 'What the fuck' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future."

[Puddding]

Risky Business

"Sidecars are for bitches."

[Vaudevillian]

Garden State


"Justice? I am justice! I am the god of the new world, saving it from evil and ridding it of fear. Those who betray God are the evil ones. "

[Lamplight]

Honestly, I had to cheat on this one, because no one seemed to be getting it. So Desu noto.

"If I rob Mulligan's pharmacy, are you going to whack me if I don't give you a piece of the action?"

[Suteki Da Ne]

A History of Violence

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"Ooohh fuuudge!" "Only I didn't say 'Fudge.' I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the 'F-dash-dash-dash' word!"

[Angelic]

A Christmas Story

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"That's strangely involuntary!"

eta. i had the wrong word! it's "that's" not "this is"... maybe it makes a difference. u.u; Sorrrrrry. <3

[Remember the Stars]

Ratatouille

"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes! "

[Ignored Tears]

The Incredibles

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"Dearest Cecilia, the story can resume. The one I had been planning on that evening walk. I can become again the man who once crossed the surrey park at dusk, in my best suit, swaggering on the promise of life. The man who, with the clarity of passion, made love to you in the library. The story can resume. I will return. Find you, love you, marry you and live without shame."

[Jasper Hale]

I believe it's from Atonement

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P1: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
P2: Pocket!
P1: Which pocket?
P2: MY BACK POCKET!
P1: You got like ten back pockets!
P2: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!

[Ignored Tears]

Correct, Linds.

Transformers

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P1: I love you.
P2: Is that an answer?
P1: It's the truth. I feel as if I'm tapping on a window. You're somewhere behind the glass but you can't hear me. Even when you're angry, like now, it's like someone a long long way away is angry with me.

[Remember the Stars]

Breaking and Entering

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"---- wanted to play guitar in a rock band - be famous. He knew he wasn't any good, so he felt stupid for wishing that. He had a crush on a girl since he was thirteen, but he never talked to her, although I think he wished he had. He was so smart, but he kept his ideas to himself - unless you asked him. He liked you. I think he felt sorry for you. He was afraid he was going to end up like his dad. ---- was my friend. He was my best friend."

[Carpe Diem]

THE CHUMSCRUBBER
omg, best movie everrr
its my addiction and none of my friends can seem to understand what is so almighty and awesome about this film.
fersher its obvious, its just plain amazzzingg.

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Isn’t that strange? Isn’t that weird? Isn’t that weird enough? What the heck do you need to be from Mars for?

_____________

fyi, thats not the entire quote, because it was way too long for me to remember, aha. but it was a gosh darn good quote, mhm.

[Suteki Da Ne]

Martian Child

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P1: Is this made from real lemons?
P2: Yes.
P1: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
P2: Yes.
P1: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
P2: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

[Remember the Stars]

The Addams Family <33

"Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister."

[Vaudevillian]

Beatle Juice

"Justice? I am justice! I am the god of the new world, saving it from evil and ridding it of fear. Those who betray God are the evil ones!"

[Suteki Da Ne]

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say Death Note.

---

"Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise."

[Lamplight]

History of the World: Part I

"You Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally-sized men. Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing. "

[Remember the Stars]

The Boondock Saints <3

"New York is where everyone comes to be forgiven."

[Vaudevillian]

Shortbus


"You collect comic books? That's so cute"
"It's not cute... it's very rugged and manly".

[Lamplight]

Ooooo! Coyote Ugly. my guilty pleasure...


"If we're wrong, then nothing happens. We'll go to jail. Peacefully. Quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if we're right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters. "

[Vaudevillian]

Ghostbusters

P1: "You shouldn't have done it".
P2: "Done what? "
P1: [shouting] "You shouldn't have done it!"