Fortunately/Unfortunately

[l'étranger]

I didn't see this game anywhere, so hopefully it doesn't already exist. I'm taking it from TPO >>; Shhhh. So this is Fortunately/Unfortunately, the very silly game I heard of a year ago.

I'll start by giving a phrase, then then next person adds onto that starting their phrase with 'fortunately', then the next person adds on to it starting with 'unfortunately', and then it goes 'fortunately' again, and so on. So, it would be like this:

Original phrase: I was on a cruise ship to Barbados and I realized I forgot my bathing suit

Fortunately, they had a bathing suit store.

Unfortunately, the clerk at the store only spoke Yugoslavian.

Fortunately, there was a Yugoslavian/English Dictionary near by.

And so on :p

So here's the phrase: I was going for a run when a large dog started chasing me.

[Psycho Killer]

Fortunately, the dog was really after the mail man not far in front of you

[l'étranger]

Unfortunately, the mail man was out to get you too.

[Psycho Killer]

Fortunately, you had a bottle of mace in your pocket

[Breaking Dawn]

Unfortunately, there was a hole in the pocket and the bottle fell through

[Angelic]

Fortunately, the mailman was attractive.

[Bloodstained Hurricane]

Unfortunatley, he had bad breath

[l'étranger]

Fortunately you happen to have breath mints with you.

[Psycho Killer]

Unfortunately, he is allergic to breath mints

[Sie Liebt Dich]

Fortunately, the breath mints help you escape from him.

[Signs]

Unfortunately, you run into a stalker.

[Sie Liebt Dich]

Fortunately, your stalker is blind.

[Psycho Killer]

Unfortunately, he has an excellent sense of smell and hearing

[Angelic]

Fortunately, he has a stuffy nose and an ear infection.

[Untouchable]

Unfortunately, he had medicine for that

[Remember the Stars]

Fortunately, he left that medicine at home.

[Bloodstained Hurricane]

Unfortunatley, he has a back up thing of medicine.

[Breaking Dawn]

Fortunately, the large dog followed you and is after the stalker

[l'étranger]

Unfortunately, the dog is all bark and no bite: a whimp.

[Sex & Muffins]

Fortunately, the stalker is allergic to animal dandruff, and the dog hasn't had a bath in a while.

[Remember the Stars]

Unfortunately, you're also allergic to animal dandruff.

[Untouchable]

Fortunately, you have something against those allergies

[Sweet Escape]

Unfortunately you are going to have to live with those allergies for your whole life.

[Breaking Dawn]

Fortunately, the dog is really a large masculine cat.

[Jasper Hale]

Unfortunately, the cat doesn't like you

[Angelic]

Fortunately, the cat is too busy working out.

[Remember the Stars]

Unfortunately, the cat has ADD and quickly loses interest in working out.

[Breaking Dawn]

Fortunately, you got new Air Jordan sneakers and can run away really fast

[Vienna]

Unfortunately the cat has Air Jordan sneakers as well.

[Breaking Dawn]

Fortunately, the cat forgot his pair at home.

[Untouchable]

Unfortunately, due to its work-out, it can run really fast too

[Angelic]

Fortunately, the cat gets distracted by a shoe store on the way to chasing you.

[Untouchable]

Unfortunately, it gets bored of the shoe store very quickly

[Sie Liebt Dich]

Fortunately, you're long gone by the time the cat gets bored with the store.

[Angelic]

Unfortunately, the cat bought a pair of rocket shoes at the shoe store to make him/her go fast like a ninja.

[Breaking Dawn]

Fortunately, the Cat goes as fast as an obese ninja which isn't very fast at all.

[Angelic]

Unfortunately, the cat is also a crack addict so has insane amounts of energy presently.

[Jasper Hale]

Fortunately he runs out of crack and passes out.

[Angelic]

Unfortunately, the cat passes out and its pimp come back to curse you out.

[Lamplight]

Fortunatly, the pimp is distracted by a blimp shaped like a panda bear and you have time to make a quick getaway

[Etch-a-Sketch]

Unfortunately, you trip over a rock, and so the pimp gets you

[Angelic]

Fortunately, the pimp's gun is actually a water gun.

[Psycho Killer]

Unfortunately, it's filled with bleach

[My Idiosyncrasies]

Fortunately I have some animal crackers

[Jasper Hale]

Unfortunately I ran out of animal crackers

[Angelic]

Fortunately, you plant a crumb and an animal cracker tree grows.

[Disco Stick]

Unfortunately the animal crackers are stale.

[Angelic]

Fortunately, if you eat it with a leaf, they taste phenomenal.

[Disco Stick]

Unfortunately, the leaves are covered in caterpillar poo.

[Angelic]

Fortunately, caterpillar poo adds more flavor to said phenomenal leaves.

[Disco Stick]

Unfortunately: You're allergic to anything related to caterpillars.

[SOF]

Fortunately: you can give them to your brother.

[Disco Stick]

Unfortunately your brother is at basketball practice right now and you have to get rid of the sandwich now.

[Suteki Da Ne]

Fortunately a family of caterpillar poo loving rats lives in your pantry.

[Sie Liebt Dich]

Unfortunately, the rats are mutant rats on a rampage.